Clémence de la Tour du Pin — "Pretty sharp those blades…", 2013

Pretty sharp those blades...Gels Safety* Have u?
electric shears, sheep, sweat man’s shirt-sun, fat wool: lanolin with worms and horsefly + violet disinfectant spray. Sliding shear on the skin of the beast: between the wool and the body - 3 minutes per animal, then it’s done, let’s make an other and another there’s 500 dudes. Don’t forget to control your gesture, the sharp shear makes deep holes into the flesh. Useful device, keep cultivating the ‘lucky’ accident.
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Published in HOAX issue 2

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