Daniel Simon Ayat — "Lather Rinse Repeat", 2015

Directions: Wet hair. Apply Shampoo. Rinse out. Repeat. Dermatologically tested. Improved Scent. Anti-dandruff formula. Now with Aloe Vera. For MEN. Work through the lengths of your hair, right to the tips, then rinse. In case of contact with eyes, rinse them immediately. Vitamin E. Skin feels comfortable and smooth. The skin is intensively moisturized and refreshed, looking healthy and beautiful. Your 2-in-1 shower and shampoo will leave you refreshed and ready to take on the day. If you get some shower gel in your eyes, rinse immediately with clean water. If you get some shampoo in your eyes, rinse immediately with clean water. If you get some bath soak in your eyes, rinse immediately with clean water. Moisturising. Dermatologist-tested. Gently rub shave gel over wet skin to produce a rich lather for a smooth shave. Caution: pressurized container. Protect from sunlight. Do not pierce of burn, even after use. Keep out of reach of children. With Jojoba Oil & Vitamin E. Refreshingly Soft. Apply in the morning at the end of your daily skincare routine. The ultimate combination of protection and beauty. Leaves you feeling clean, fresh, and beautiful. Scientifically proven protection against wetness. Wraps you in a rich, creamy lather, cleaning and caring for all the family. Anti-perspirant. Wet soap with warm water and work into a lather. Avoid direct contact with eyes. Follow with a moisturising cream. Dermatologically tested. Experts in sensitive skin. Deep cleanse and purify your skin. New! Rinse out with warm water. Don’t rinse out. Enriched with olive oil. Gently cleanses your skin. 100% vegetable oils. Ultra-glide technology. Without paraben, contains no animal products. Do not swallow. Avoid contact with eyes. In case of contact with eyes, rinse off with clear water. TO BE USED EXTERNALLY. Brush thoroughly at least twice a day or as directed by a dental professional. Light & Clean. For greasy hair. Massage into wet hair, lather, and rinse thoroughly. Effective dandruff control. Balanced, clean hair starts with the scalp. For normal hair that needs conditioning. Cleans and conditions without build-up, leaving your hair soft and shiny. For everyday use. ADVANCED. Consult your doctor if symptoms persist or become severe. Gently massage into your scalp and work through to the tips of your hair. Rinse and repeat if desired. CAUTION: avoid contact with eyes. If contact occurs, rinse thoroughly with water. Your hair looks thicker, feels stronger, reinforced, and more resistant. Apply shampoo on wet hair, massage thoroughly, and rinse. In case of contact with eyes, rinse them immediately. To target thinning hair. Hair loss targeting system. Helps to reinforce hair. Spray evenly through towel dried hair. Do not spray into the eyes. Original. Cleans the hair, leaves hair moisturised and helps keep hair resilient against combing damage. Smooth and Shiny. Massage into wet hair, leave it for 1-2 min on hair and rinse thoroughly. The result is hair full of life. Use twice daily. For men. Reduces plaque. Maintains healthy gums. KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN. Not suitable for use in children under 6 years. Do not use if bottle seal is broken when purchased. Provides lasting fresh breath confidence. Hypoallergenic. No Perfume. 100% Fragrance Free. Ophthalmologist Tested. To use: Shake well. Apply with a cotton ball. Wipe off. Rinse. Sensitive Skin. Water-Resistant. Non-perfumed. Paraben-free. Suitable for normal to oily skin. WARNING! Keep out of reach of children. Avoid direct contact with eyes. If this does occur, rinse well with running water. Suitable for eczema prone skin. Ultra Soft. Made in France. 2-n-1. Pour into warm, running water for an inviting foam bath. Smooth over wet skin and massage into a luxurious lather. Bath & Shower. Alternate with a frequent-use shampoo. Natural origin foaming base, free from silicones, 100% natural origin fragrance. For sensitive hair. Genuine. Application: Work into wet hair and rinse out after 2 minutes. Salon exclusive. Detangles. Smooth Shine. Lather, rinse, in case of contact with eyes, rinse them immediately. For all hair types. For oily hair. Silicone-Free. Paraben-Free. Suitable for all hair types. Helps protect the skin from irritations. Dispense a hazelnut-sized amount of gel on your palms and massage on your wet face. Dermatologically approved. Avoid eye area. Keep out of reach of children. CAUTION: extremely flammable. Use only once. Do not use after expiry date. Helps reduce the risk of an allergic reaction. Directions: Apply on wet hair, massage gently, rinse. Repeat and rinse thoroughly. Avoid eyes contact. Do you want resilient, healthy looking hair that shines? Apply from the root to the ends of the hair. Independent hair experts. Micro hydrating technology. Clean comfort. Wet hands and face. Work up a rich lather and massage over face. Rinse well. Active Face Wash. Purifying. Foaming gel. Lather onto damp skin. Rinse well. Dermatologist tested. Natural ingredients. Warnings: For external use only. Stop use and ask a doctor if irritation becomes severe. Wet face. Gently massage all over face for 20-30 seconds, avoiding eye area. Rinse thoroughly and pat dry. Keep tightly closed. Avoid storing at temperatures above 90º F. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Avoid contact with eyes. If contact occurs, flush thoroughly with water. Keep out of reach of children. Outdoor scent. Eliminates odours. Shake can well. Not recommended for use on fabric. Leaves your home smelling clean and fresh. Do not breathe spray. Use only in well-ventilated areas. Caution: use only as directed. Before spraying, remove birds. After spraying, ventilate normally prior to returning birds to treated area. Sculpting paste. Sculpt your style with a supple, flexible hold for a textured look. Apply to dry hair. Elastic resistance. Studio. Take one or two tablets four times a day as required. Style: rub a small amount in hands and apply on damp or dry hair. For the treatment of acne. When using this product avoid contact with eyes. Cleanse thoroughly before applying treatment. Recommended by dermatologists as an essential part of a healthy skin care regimen. Caution: pressurized container. Do not pierce or burn, even after use. Directions: gently rub over wet skin. Irresistibly smooth. Hydra IQ. 24H. Normal – Dry Skin. Shea Butter. Moisturises, softens & smoothes. Ideal for cosmetic use. Offers long-lasting hold with a brilliant shine and a soft touch. Do not spray on a naked flame or an incandescent material. NO SMOKING. Used by the finest stylists. Smooth & Finish Crème. To nourish & strengthen. Adults: Rub liberally onto chest, throat and back. Children: Apply lightly to chest and back. Directions: massage small amount through mid & ends of damp or dry hair. Directions: Apply to the face rubbing in gently. Warnings: Avoid the area around the eyes and direct contact with eyes. Apply a small amount onto freshly-cleansed skin, avoiding the immediate eye area. For all skin types. For smooth grooming. Feeds your hair and soothes your scalp. Spray on damp or dry hair. Use: wet hair, apply shampoo, lather, leave on for a few minutes, and then rinse. Keep out of reach of children.     


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Published in HOAX issue 4
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